Hello, there! My name's Isaac, but you could call me Izzy~! I'm a fat fur on the interwebs and am ready to answer any of your ridiculous questions.
As much as I want to appreciate this bit of my childhood (Holy shit, I’m old enough to know this, even!) those stick legs can’t hold that BBW … (BBW in context, you’ll know why when you watch it)
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FREAKING DOORSTOP
THAT BOY IN THE THIRD GIF OMFG
THE THIRD ONE IS THE BEST AND FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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